Things that could bridge the gap between The Streets and The Nerds.

Fact: A lot of young black boys were into pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragonball Z, and the like as children.


Also Fact: That amount is disproportionate to the adult black males that identify with geeky/nerdy things

Fact as Well: I Fuckin' Hate saying "Geek" or "Nerd" to describe fans of comics, Japanimation, and fantasy elements, but for lack of a better word to effectively communicate the points I wish to make.

Onward to my post, then.


I am not saying that grown ass men should sitting 'round a card table talkin' bout "Pass Me Da Blunt...cough, cough, Yeah, Nigga! You Done Activated My Mothafuckin' Trap Card Now!" and "Naw, bro, that shit ain't in the rules!"
"Yes it is!"
"Mayne, that's the rulebook from 07!"
"House Rules, bro, now discard that Dark Magician before I beat yo' Heart-Of-The-Cards Lookin' Ass!"

I am saying, that most brothers don't even admit to having that phases. You go to an anime convention, you will see a small amount of black people there, and if you find a black woman there, I'll need pics to believe you. Especially if you claim she was attractive.

To the few adult black nerds, we may at best have a girlfriend who tolerates our nerddom but won't indulge, and consider it a flaw about you.

"Girl, Tyrone is a good dude, but he leaves the seat up, farts in his sleep, and watches Gundam Reruns."


Betchu if you cheat on her, that'll be the first thing she'll shade about you.


My Lady Daimyo isn't a full-fledged nerd but she's shown openness to shit she wouldn't normally have liked or even been exposed to. She's a fan of the Kenichi: History's Strongest Diciple anime, likes the Dragon Age RPG's, and the Dante's Inferno anime, all of which no one else had ever put her on. I'd be reluctant to call her a nerd, but judging by her willingness to attend a Gencon with me, she's definently a rarity. Did I mention she's black with a fat ass, and doesn't look like a horse in the face?


Fuckin' Winning, I am!


Anyway, though, my solutions


1: Rappers: More popular rappers need to post clips from animes in their music videos or wear clothing with anime characters. Subtle shit, though. Full Fledged Nerd shit will be repellant, but by 2 Chainz wearing a shirt with Naruto on it here, Jeans with Goku on 'em there, or some shit like that, niggas will unconsciously be open to the nerd influence.

"Yeah, nigga, we in King of Diamonds rockin' these DBZ edition Jays throwing Bandz on Bitches!"

See? (Note: The rapper must be a bonified superstar, any Johnny Come Lately Rapper will at best have a cult following of nerds and the culture will still shade the shit of nerds)


2: Ally with the Gays: Yes Homo, nigga. The Gays is hot in the streets. Frank Ocean getting awards and promo over man crushes and shit. Everywhere you look, the gays got some type of shit going. The Gays got the same promoters that Tupac got after he died. "A Vote for Nerds is a Vote For Gay Marriage, and if you're not with Gay Marriage Your A Bigot!!!" Real shit, a geek gets shoved in a locker every 3.2 seconds. Nigga just got thrown in the bushes in the time it took you to read that sentence. If that geek is also a homosexual, now it's a hate crime, and Ellen Degeneres, Ricky Martin, Perez Hilton, and those gay guys from Queer Eye will come riding Pink Stallions and wielding flaming rainbow swords to smite the big bad homophobes. You think Al Sharpton was scary? Nigga, Rosie O'Donnell will bitchslap ya daddy and fuck your mom on a stack of Advocate Magazines. We need that back up in our life. Michelle! Put Ray-J's rapist goons on the horn and somebody pay Fleece Johnson's bail! We're gonna dig deep in America's Ass! Call Me KoldRaiyneBow DownSkayle for the Cause. I'm a Straight Nigga But My Diamonds and My RPG's are Gay!
(*Note, I don't read/play gay anything, damnit it was a joke.)


3. Worldstar: We need a Geek that can throw hands beat up a big bad bully who slapped his Yu-Gi-Oh cards out his hand. Then we Worldstar that shit. Hoodrats will suddenly respect our Animackin' and suck our dicks and put our cards in protective sleeves! All other Geek Awareness shit is only watched by other geeks...who are already aware....which kind of defeats the purpose. Worldstarrin' these dudes being victimized by nerds and nerdettes will blow us up big time, as well as deliver a message: Geeks are Goons too!!!!



and uhh...that's all I got for now.