Thursday, March 21, 2013

Bring Back Pimpin' To The Rap Game!!

It befuddles me how tricking and simping have become near staples in the rap game.

My proof?

Drake aka The Aloe Vera Blooded MC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyjxsOYnys


Tip, I would expect better from an MC of your caliber.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJACVmankY




Bow Wow. One bad decision after another.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_okYjL_E4



Tyga, Wiz, Kanye, and more wifing (and impregnating) strippers and amateur porn stars. The shit is heartbreaking, especially in the cases of Tip, Wiz, and Kanye, MC's I actually respect. What happened to "We Don't Love These Hoes", "Bitches Ain't Shit", and my favorite, "It Ain't No FUUUUNNNNNN....." Nate Dogg, I know you didn't die for these cupcake hearted, Rap-For-Grade-School-V-Day-Cards, Hallmark, "Suffocate" ass niggas to proudly display simping to the general public. I hear somebody out there calling me out for misogyny, well you damn right, I promote misogyny, not because I'm one of those bitter negroes or because I don't respect the real women of the world, but because, damnit we need a balance! For every "Bria's Interlude" or Bottle fights over Used and Literally Abused Singer Bitches (ella, ella, ella, ella......), We need a "Bitch Betta Have My Money", "I don't love em, I don't chase em, I duck em, smoke something, go to a new state soon as I fuck em/niggas be pressed for pussy, it ain't nothing/instead of worrying bout who that bitch fucking, why don't you get you some money? (REMEMBER THIS, WIZ!!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, REMEMBER!!!)"


Hol' up, let me fix my perm. Whoo! No Molly Poppin'.

Anyway, my point is this. We need a new breed of MC's to bring the pimp shit back to rap game. We need to study Too Short, 8Ball and MJG, UGK, Skinny Pimp, some damn body!!!! We need to remember to really live "Money over Bitches", and we need to look at Jay-Z. When he wifed and impregnated a bitch, it wasn't anybody's stripper or model or pornstar, it was Beyonce! You can't get anymore respectable, wholesome, and simulteaneously sexy than Beyonce! Shawty got cash too. I can approve of that. I'm not against marriage and monogamy, I'm not even against wifing women with checkered pasts (not for me, but do you), I'm against these cats teaching young men that wifing hoes is acceptable and smiled upon just 'cause the bitch got a fat ass. Take the pussy off the pedastal and put it back on the stroll gettting a real pimp that just for me where it belongs.


Bring Pimpin' Back to the Rap Game!!!


-The Daimyo.

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